And The Award Goes To...

The Silver Spoon Committee of Footballing Excellence - this prestigious party govern when to reward a player for their excellent effort and of course their excellent footballing ability. This award is given to the best of the best every week and is what all players require for that little bit of respect which will grant them access to the holy committee. The Silver Spoon award is alike other awards; the world cup trophy, an Olympic gold medal and a Victoria cross. This award dignifies any person to win it and should be recognised as the pinnacle of playing like a pro.

Today, I was lucky enough to be selected as the best player of the day and to be awarded with the Spoon. Scoring five goals and to be smashed to the ground by the mighty Titan is surely worthy of the Silver Spoon in any one's books. From hereon I can say that I won the Spoon and that I was the best on that day. Next week it is my duty to select another to become a committee member and to hold their hands up high with the grand Spoon. I wish the greatest luck to the future candidates and I'm sure the best man will without shadow of a doubt win.